I don't.

Should have included the :V with my post.

Right?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Life is a game, Order. And I'm winning." --Discord, "Order and Chaos".

RIGHT??????

what's the address for it

One day, Cheese, was talking with Puddles, and a U.F.O. came out of the sky.The parters gasped, as out of the U.F.O. came..(More Dramatic Music).... A Bunny?!?


Puddle ran to the side emergency exit, that was conveniently unlocked. He made a giant black hand scoop them up, and throw them into a boat in the harbor that appeared out of nowhere. He powered the boat somehow, and they all went away. "Wait," said X. "Where's smiley?!?!" "Hm," said Puddles "He seems to have been elsewhere after I found that emergency exit." Just then, Obama came rowing toward them, with some short girl with him. "Okay, just a few orders of business." he said "X. Striker, people are complaining about your name, so I decided to change it to Fang." "Fang? what kind of a cool nickname is that" said so-called Fang "Yours." said Obama simply. "Also, this is E.A. Anime. She will be joining you, because Smiley doesn't seem to be here right now." then Puddles slapped Obama. "sorry, but you said smiley's name with a capital S."

"EA Anime?" said Fang "Isn't that a really WEIRD name?" "Ah shuddup!" said Anime, taking out a pencil and drawing a mustache on Fang's face. (That actually turned into a real 'stache) "I have the power to use this pencil, and some other utensils, to draw anything in the world, and it comes to life." then, a rainbow came and landed RIGHT on Anime's pencil. "Thank you!" said smiley pleasantly as he rode the rainbow and swiped the pencil. Of course, the rainbow vanished, as the pencil was holding it up. Then, some griffins flew over and picked up smiley, the pencil, and "CRACKERS!" said Creeper as Crackers was carried away. "Let's go after Crackers!" said Creeper "NO!" said Puddles "We need to go back to snorkinberkin and see if he figured out where the lost puddle is!" Then, Puddle stepped up and said: "I think we might need to split up." "Split up!" said Fang "Well, it's the only way we can do both at once." So this is how it turned out:
Creeper went with Fang and Obama
and Puddle's group was: Puddle, Puddles, and Anime
"Okay, lets move out!"

"Well, I say not going with all those losers was a great idea." Said Puddles on the boat ride back to the city of hobos (Where Snorkinborkin moved.) "I mean, NO sense of fashion at all!" said Anime. Puddles pulled out a laptop, mumbling about how he shouldn't have decided to go with a bunch of girls. Meanwhile....... "Why did Obamawant to go with us in the first place?" said Fang, on the way to smiley's new fortress in Hawaii. "Dunno." said Creeper, looking at Obama's sleeping form. "Think we should tie him up?" said Fang, Grinning at Creeper. Creeper made some thick vines appear and Fang stopped time. "Let's do this."

"Finally!" said Puddle as he jumped out of the boat. After hours of suffering long boring talks about how hot Dexter was, there where finally there! Just then, Dexter stepped out of an alleyway. Then Puddles and Anime Fainted. "Not the first time." Said Dexter, looking mildly impressed. "Dramatic fall though." "Why are you here." said Puddle in a small, awed voice."I need a new lab assistant." "ME?!?!?!" said Anime "No, not you, I already Have a girlfriend, Blossom." "Darn." said Anime "I want it to be you, Puddle." Then he drew an alien-like ray gun. "This ray can transform you into a mad scientist." Now, this may pinch a little!" Meanwhile....... "Your turn Obama." said Fang, as they were all surrounded by a monoply board. "Ha, that muffled yell of outrage must mean you give me $1,499! Another hotel for me!

Tomato sighed, wondering why he got left behind in that boat. Then, he got a text. it said: Tomato, I'm sorry that you got left behind, but you can spy on Barney. -Anonymous Tomato was confused. Who is Anonymous? He thought. Meanwhile...... The gun glowed blue, and an electronic voice said: Turning someone into mad scientist in 3 seconds.Turning someone into mad scientist in 2 seconds. Turning someone into mad scientist in 1 second. BRRZZAAP!!! "Well, I don't feel any different." said Puddle, who's hair was sticking straight up. "That ray made you able to help in my experiments." Said Dexter. "Ohhhh, you are SO lucky!" said Anime. "Lets go to the lab." said Dexter, going to a trash can. He took off a lid and pressed a button. "AH!!" they screamed as they fell into a trap door.

"Wow" said Puddle as they fell onto a very large mattress, into the lab. "This place has everything." "Almost everything." said Dexter "Puddle, you can help me with this experiment with a bird." "A bird?" said Puddle "Lame." Dexter smiled as he pulled out an electric-blue colored metal bird. "You two girls can go with Blossom to Burger King." "WOOOOW!" they said, as Blossom herself came into the room. Meanwhile...... "I think that I know what to do next." said Barney. "My men will come to the Hobo land from the backside, while, after he's done with those people on that boat that seem to play monopoly a lot, He will distract the Hobos and Puddle's group." An invasion! Thought Tomato. Meanwhile...... "So Dexter saved you from Mandark?" asked Anime "So romantic!" after the lunch, they went back to the lab. "What does this button do?" asked Puddles, as she pushed a big red button. "NO!" cried Puddle and Dexter as Puddles pressed the button. The door to the bird's cage flew open, it opened it's mouth, there was a flash of blue light, and someone screamed. As the smoke cleared, they saw Puddle's motionless form, lying on the ground.

"Is he okay?" said Puddles. "I think this is serious." said Dexter, looking around the hospital room. Puddle was lying on a bed, the heart beat thingy was beeping slowly. Dexter got a scanner and waved it over Puddle. It beeped loudly. Dexter gasped. "2% of his DNA is gone! I'd say he's got 3 hours. After that....." Meanwhile..... "OMG!" said Fang "It's smiley! He's coming to us in his big fancy motorboat! And he's got an army of bunnies with'em." "Fang, if you can?" said Creeper. Fang them stopped time. "Ha! Look! smiley's picking his nose!" They rowed back to an island that had just appeared. "This will keep us safe until he passes." Meanwhile.... "Do you have your instructions, Corn Face?" "Yes..." said an eerie voice. Meanwhile..... "We need to get some DNA into him. But if we use a human's it will put them in as much danger as Puddle" said Dexter. "The only way is to get some animal's, without damaging anyone." "But the animal" said Anime helpfully.

Puddle woke with a start, and sat bolt right in his bed. He lay down again quickly,as his back hurt like crazy. He couldn't see very well after the accident, but he could make out the faces of his group. "You okay Puddle?" Puddles asked anxiously "Yeah,but my back hurts like crazy. Dexter and the others exchanged nervous glances. Meanwhile........ "Cornface, the siege on Hobo City is about to begin." Smiley, Barney, and Cornface were talking on fancy-shmancy radios, all surrounding H.C. Meanwhile........ "Well, that turned out well." said Fang. "This island seems to be okay." he said, as a Tyrannosaurus Rex came up behind him. Meanwhile....... "Why did you exchange nervous glances?" asked Puddle. "Well," said Dexter "You know how your back hurts?" "Yeah." "Well, the only way to save you was to put some DNA into you." "Where are you going with this?!?!" Puddle said, angry. "Well, I kind of grafted avian DNA into you." You now have avian wings, lighter bones, raptor vision, and tougher skin. And I think even more then that." Puddle looked at the big, black, 10-foot wings grafted onto his back. "So, if I have these wings, and lighter bones, can I well...... fly?" "Well," said Dexter slowly, "I suppose it is possible." A loud crash followed his words. "This is territory of us now." said Barney. "Surrender now."

Blossom looked out the hospital window. "I think we'd better get out there." she said quietly, as a giant army of 'bots and bunnies were now surrounding Hobo City "You know, there is one thing I don't get about Hobo City." said Puddle "If it is a city, full of empty houses, why don't the Hobos live in those, instead of being hobos." Meanwhile...... Fang looked around at the T Rex. "These dinos give me an idea."Meanwhile.... "All hobos, prepare for battle!" came Snorkinborkin's voice. Most of the hobos immediately jump into the ocean. Puddles looked up from her book, worried. "Wait..." she said "Why did this book on hobos appear out of nowhere?" "Come on." said Dexter "Lets go!" "Puddle, stay here." said Blossom as everyone but him ran into the fray. Then there was a loud splash, making lots of 'bots malfunction. "Hi!" called Fang from the water dinosaur that they were riding on. Puddle sighed. One could get bored, lying on a hospital bed. Then he smiled, and thousands of dark dots appeared on his hand. "You know what to do." he said. They jumped out of the window, and 'bots left and right where freezing, and dark things were crawling up their backs. Puddle looked out the window, but could not find him. "Looking for smiley?" said an unfamiliar voice behind him. He looked, and found Cornface, looking at him.

Puddle looked at Cornface with mild boredness. What a Weirdo. He thought. "To be honest, I am a bit on the weird side, referring to how I can read minds." Meanwhile....... "There's to many of them." said Blossom. Dexter smiled, and pulled out a sack of bombs. "Oh no, you are not going t-" BOOM! 50 bots exploded into little pieces. Meanwhile...... Cornface looked at the window, and shattered. "I might not be a detective," said Puddle "But I think that you can read minds." "Read them, control them, and objects with my awesomely awesome mind." Cornface then lifted Puddle into the air without touching him, and Puddle was launched out the open window, plummeting three stories below. I only have one chance. thought Puddle, and he whipped out his wings. His feathers caught some air and he was raising up, wings beating powerfully. He heard Dexter say below: "YES! I'm a true mad scientist, I made somebody F'n FLY!" Puddle smiled, and wobbled a little bit. May need some practice. Barney then yelled out. "We are losing, release the killer Cell Phones." and evil giant cell phones with mad faces came swarming out of alleyways. The only thing Puddle said then was: "Oh, darn."

Puddle swooped down to about 20 feet off the ground. A C.P. (Cell phone of doom) shot an evil in-box text message. It opened as it came flying toward him. It said: Hi! want to die now! you know you have no choice! Puddle lost his beating rhythm, and fell to the ground. Anime came running toward him. "Are you okay?" she asked. "Ahh, you two are such a perfect couple!" said Puddles. Anime and Puddle pulled out bazookas and shot them at Puddles. Puddles ducked at the last second, and the C.P.s behind her exploded. "Darn. missed." Anime muttered. Then, Puddle turned around, and saw IT! IT was a 5o-foot bot that was standing right behind them. He looked at them, and a giant pillar of flame shot from both of it's eyes. Puddle braced himself, waiting for his death. One of the bots made an arm motion, and the flame turned around and hit the giant bot, right above his metal heart. "Well, that was fun." said Tomato, taking of his bot disguise.

"AAAAHHHH!" said Anime, looking at him. "It's that ugly guy who was on that boat!" Dexter walked over. "I did the math," he said, holding up a complicated clipboard "And it is not possible to win this fight." And he was right. The CPs and bots were everywhere. Then the most weird thing happened. Crackers fell from the sky. "Thanks guys!" he said to the griffins who were hovering above him. Puddle grabbed Snorkinberkin, who was hiding in a trash can, and said: "Come on! Crackers, can you get those griffins to take us up in the air?" Crackers whistled, and they came swooping down. "Get on" said Puddle "I can just fly behind you." "Whaaaa?" said Crackers. Then the griffin toke off, and Puddle ran off the boardwalk, into open air. He unfurled his wings, and was yanked upward. Ow!Note to self he thought no sudden unfurling. Crackers was looking at the wings that were coming through slits in Puddle's (That means that they belong to Puddle, I am not talking about Puddles) t-shirt. "There's only one place we can go now," said Dexter "Megaville Elementary!" and they started to fly there. Meanwhile....... "We will need a spy at Megaville" said Barney "Sorry, but they know me." said smiley "Cornface, do you think-" "Sorry Barney, but Puddle has already seen me." said Cornface "AHA!" said Barney "I know just who!"Meanwhile..... Once at Megaville, they checked into school, as it was conveniently the beginning of the first day, and sat down in their separate home rooms (In the 6th grade at M.E, they did periods) "Hello class." said Puddle and Anime's homeroom teacher. Puddle groaned, knowing this was going to be a very Lonnnnng week.

"School over yet?" asked Fang in the cafeteria. "I think it has been 50 hours since I ate." "But we got 10 bread sticks if we answered a question right in math period." reasoned Puddle. "You ate all of yours AND mine in 5 minutes." "And there's more bad news." said Dexter "Look." They all looked at the other table, and saw, to their great surprise, Cornface. "He's always gone here, which is bad. But he obviously isn't the spy, since we already know him." Tomato had heard about the spy when Barney thought he was a bot. After lunch, it was period five, which was history for Fang, Puddle, Creeper, and Crackers; and math for Anime, Crackers, Puddles, and Tomato.

Fang was freezing and unfreezing time on Cornface, so he could not take notes like everyone else. Tomato was gazing into space, drool going down, then up, then down and so forth. Puddle was taking notes, wings folded up under his shirt, so nobody could see them. Mr. Bonkers, their teacher, was going on about the Canadian War, when a paper airplane hit him on the nose. Buttercup was smirking, trying not to laugh, hiding her paper airplane stash, etc. There was a crash, and some bots jumped through a hole in the roof that was the source of the crash. Meanwhile.......

Anime sighed. She was supposed to be coping this down, but was doodling little manga people, who were coming alive on her paper. As she drew herself fighting a headless bot, Gir fell from the sky, said "I want my mommy!" and hugged Anime's foot. Then some C.P.s fell from the sky "We need to have that Gir!" said one of the seven. "No way." said Anime, as she held up her notebook and pencil, while Puddles fingers glowed.

Puddle looked around him. He was completely surrounded by bots. Fang and Buttercup were holding off all of them that were going after the students, but most of them were trying to get Puddle. He jumped up in the air and whipped out his wings, trying to ignore the gasps of surprise of the students. He staggered, if you could stagger in midair, as it was better to get a running start. One particular student was the most awed by his wings, a boy with a parrot on his shoulder. Puddle started to fire dark-bolts at the surrounding bots, but there were to many, they were closing in! Dexter smiled, and said "To you like to explode?" and started to throw some bombs that burst with electricity. But there was still to many of them.

Anime started to draw giant things of death that would kill the C.P.s, But she ran out of room on her paper. "We might need to give up!" yelled Puddles from the other side of the room. "No!" Anime shouted "They are not taking my Girly! He is the awesomest thing in all the planets in the universe, Irken or not!" Anime grabbed Gir, ("Get them, they want to kill my touqitos!") rolled him up into a ball, and threw him like a bowling ball at the C.P.s, and Puddles grabbed him and threw him back to Anime. "I know what to do!" said Blossom, who was in their current period. She pulled at screwdriver that was strapped to her ankle, and started to open the battery hatches at the C.P.s' backs. Anime tossed Blossom her pencil, and she pressed the off button. "Dexter did some research on them, and told me, just in case." she said, tossing the hair out of her face.

Everyone was fighting as hard as they could, but the 100 or so bots just kept fighting. The boy's, the one Puddle saw earlier, parrot, made a funny motion, and instead of a parrot, it was a copy of Puddle, that flew up and started to blast darkness walls at them. "Fancy, but not as good as me." said Puddle, who's waves of darkness where not as big as Puddle's. (Again, they belong to Puddle. I am not talking about Puddles.) The bots all suddenly exploded, and the silhouette of a girl was seen. "My name is Key." she said. "Why'd you do that?" asked Fang. "They were doing MY job." "And what is that?" asked Dexter "To beat the h*** out of you!"

Key smiled, and started toward Dexter, who started rummaging in a bag. Dexter smiled, and pulled out the biggest bomb he could find. He threw it, as soon as Anime, Puddles, Crackers, Tomato, Blossom and Gir burst threw the door. Key deflected the bomb off of her spiky ball thing, and it came flying toward Gir. Gir opened his mouth, and ate the bomb. Key screamed loudly, and collapsed. She looked up, spiky thing abandoned. "I am sorry, but I have a chip in my head, and barney can mind control me. I exploded the bots to join your group." "Well," said Anime, "She DID explode the bots." "Okay, your in." A few minutes later, they had the students somewhat calmed down, and were trying to revive the fainted teacher. "I have to go." she said, and slipped into the library. She pulled a book, and a secret passageway opened. She slipped into Dexter's lab, and closed the passage. She pressed a few buttons on the main screen, and Barney's face appeared. "Hello master." she said "I have successfully got into the group. I can fulfill my role as spy."

Just kidding. Had your blood pumping, didn't I? Okay, story. BBBRRRIIINNNGG! The last bell rang, and students were literally jumping out of the windows, or, in Puddle's case, flying. "Only one problem." said Dexter, as they were walking/ flying. "Where can we go after school?" "Somewhere where Barney can't find us." said Key. "How about the abandoned Megaville movie theater?" suggested Crackers. For the first time ever, Puddles agreed with Crackers, and they were always arguing. "I mean, its the only place were they won't be able to find us." she said "The entrance is in a hidden ally, through a magic barrier, and into a heavily locked door." Fang looked at her. "How do you expect US to get in there?" He asked. Key, meanwhile, was pulling out a writing pad. "So, where is it, exactly?" "Don't be stupid." said Dexter. "You won't need to go there, you have a house in Megaville." They passed a shadowy ally, and a girl, who's name was Zzyzx, passed them. She and Key both looked at each other. A look of recognition passed Zzyzx's face. "YOU!" she screamed, and tackled Key. "You and your group tried to break into the Shadowlands, my father's kingdom!" Z. (short for Zzyzx) jumped. much higher then a normal person, into the shadows of the chimney of a nearby building. The looked she gave Key then, a one of deepest hate, was so great, that sparks seemed to shoot from her eyes. "You killed my grandpa! He was the almighty ruler, of all shadow, and my father had to take his place, be cause you KILLED him!" The shadows around her seemed to lift up in the air, and they took the place of black throwing knifes, and they flew at Key. Key was just as quick, jumping to the side, and pulling a weird looking helmet from her coat. "Maybe I cant get you," she said, as she put it onto Puddle's head. "But HE can." She got a remote, and Puddle got a far-of looking look in his eyes, and his wings unfurled from the slits in his T-shirt, and he flew up at Z, shooting similar knifes. "HEY!" shouted Dexter "That's my mind control hat, but I thought I left it in my lab! How did she get in there?"

There, the title is offical. Key turned to the others and said: "She's lying! I don't know what she's talking about!" "Killing your grandfather does seem to be far fetched." said Anime, who was staring at Puddle and Zzyzx attacking each other. "BUT," said Dexter. "I think that we should stop killing her at the moment." "No.." said Key slowly "I think that we should go on with it." "We need to stop that fighting," said Crackers "But we can't get up there." "But my parrot can." said an unfamiliar voice. The boy with black hair that they saw earlier was running toward them, and flying behind him was "Puddle?" said Puddles, looking form one Puddle to the next. Okay, lets call the one that is fight Zzyzx with a mind control helmet Puddle, and the one flying behind the boy Puddle2. Puddle2 flew up, and broke up the fight, and, getting much scratches and bruises, and a nasty cut to the wing, got them to the ground safely. OR, without killing them. They hit the ground at about 10 mph, so that's gotta hurt folks. Puddle was trying to strangle Z. and she was trying to avoid getting strangled. Dexter walked up, and grabbed the helmet from Puddle's head. He almost immediately stopped trying to turn Z into swiss cheese, and went limp. "OKay, I say we start a new topic." said Puddles. There was a crash, and, standing behind what was a section of a building wall, were no less then 400 bots. "Surrender now." they said. "Not you again." said Zzyzx. "Hand over experiment 9879, and we will do no harm to you."


"To US! Who the heck is experiment what-ever anyway?" said Anime. But Puddle suddenly looked at Dexter. "Are you the only one who did it?" he asked him "Did what?" "Grafted freaking avian DNA into me!" he said "Well, there were 3 other guys.." "Who were they!" he shouted "Well, they kind of had a memory wiping thingamajig..." One of the bots suddenly started toward Puddle, and Blossom charged at him. A second before she made contact, a silver shell came over him, completely made of metal. Dexter put on his power gloves (as seen in ppgd) and started to protect Blossom. And, just to rub it in, a giant tank, 20 feet high, came around the corner, with a 10 foot glass dome on the top. Puddle flew up in the air, and started to send waves of darkness at the bots. The tank seemed to be expecting this, because a strange attachment, kind of like a giant vacuum hose, sprang from the top and sucked him into it. He reappeared a few seconds later, along with Key, in the glass dome on top. He was obviously shouting, but it could not be heard through the thick glass, and he started to bang against the glass. The tank suddenly turned into a huge jet plane, and flew away.

The team was still staring in shock at the place were the plane had disappeared. "We'll have to go after him." said Fang. "I mean, didn't you hear them, calling him an experiment, they'll probably do all kinds of stuff to him." "But, I mean, what about school?" said Blossom. She had straight A's and she didn't want to change that. "It's the weekend." said Dexter. "We can just get him, and come back." "But, we don't even have any idea were they took him." said Puddles. "Hey, Zzyzx, will you come?" "Well, he WAS pretty awesome." she said. "alright, I'll come, but don't expect me to be best friends with Key, if we manage to get her." And so they set off.

Puddle woke with a start. He looked outside the glass cube. The sky was dark, the full moon high in the sky. He looked around, but Key was nowhere to be seen. He didn't recognize anything in sight. The plane landed, and he saw an enormous building, 50 stories tall.

The tank/ airplane thingamajig had landed, and the cube fell off, into a hole at the entrance that had just appeared. Some sleeping gas entered the cube, and Puddle was asleep, right after thinking oh crap. Now, whenever we are with Puddle, the narrating will come from him. When I came to, I was lying on the floor in a giant glass cube, not unlike the one in the tank, but it was about the size of a small bedroom. The door was guarded by two bots that I have never seen before, black and big. I wondered if I could take them out, when I realized that they both had huge guns. The door opened, and smiley entered. "Ah, Puddle, good to see you again." he smiled and put his hand out, as if expecting me to shake it, despite my chained wrists. I leaned forward and bit it. smiley screamed and withdrew. "We have obliviously put you in a too comfortable room." he said. "Anyway, the boss wants to see you." He put a rifle to my back, and we went out of the room. We went to another throne room ( how many do they have?) and I saw Barney sitting on a throne. "Ah, good, Puddle, or should I say experiment 9789. Glad to see you here unharmed." I guess he didn't see the cut on my face, or the big gash in my wing, that I got from the vacuum thingamajig.

I glanced up at Barney, who was smiling now. "Okay," I said "What do you want to do with me here." Barney grinned "You see, one of the people who grafted that DNA into you, is on our side. We would like to do some, ah, tests, on you. This is our main science lab. The exact location, I wont tell you." I saw a purple dragon that had a unicorn horn, come up and eat a bot. Then he flew away. Okay, that was random. "Can I go back to my room now?" I asked. "No, you see, smiley (even he doesn't say it with a capital) said that you behaved a bit bad." One of the elite bots (the black ones with the guns) put his gun to my back, and escorted me to another room, this one filled with cages. He opened one that was about 6-by-6 feet, and motioned me to get in, pointing his gun at me all the time. I got in the small cage, and he left, leaving the room in a semidarkness from the one light bulb that hang from the ceiling.

"Okay, where do you think that jet went?" said Dexter. They were in his lab, trying to figure out which way to go. Fang looked at the picture of the aftermath of the fight, that just showed the empty ally way. "Wait, look, there's a trail of smoke. That must be the way the jet went." "Only one thing, how will we get there?" they were outside the school now, and Crackers smiled. He whistled, and his griffins swooped down, and waited to them to get on. They flew off.

Well. I guess they weren't all bad. The seemed good enough to put my cage in the hall. Scientists kept walking by, talking strange things. I woke up from a nap about 1:00 in the afternoon, and more white-coated people were walking by then ever. I heard one say to another: "Yeah experiment 9879 arrived yesterday." I stopped cold, and listened. "Yes, I can't wait to dissect his brain." A bot came up, and said in a metallic voice say: "Come, your experiments are to begin today." "Ah. Puddle," said Barney, once we got to a wide field with a lot of dangerous props.

Fang and Anime and Puddles all yawned at the same time. They had been following the smoke trail for more than a day, and it's hard to get some sleep on the back of a griffin. "I say," said Tomato from the back of the other griffin "that we stop at a gas station, and get a snack." "Well, we do need food." said Dexter, "But we should stop at a real food place." "How about Mexican food?" suggested Fang. ""No," said Puddles "Mexican food leaves unpleasant side effects." "In the shadow-lands," said Zzyzx. "We don't have Mexican food. The side effects are not, uh, happy, there." "Hey." said a voice to their left. They looked around and saw Stream, sitting on what looked like a black griffin. "How long have you been following us!" demanded Anime. "About since you took off." he grinned "I, for one, hate Mexican food." "Yes, score!" said Puddles. They settled at a big all you can eat cafe. "I'll pay." said Stream, going to the front. A few minutes later, they all were sitting on a table. Fang's plate was loaded with Mexican food.

I smiled, and said: "I really can't today, how about tomorrow?" and whipped out my wings. There were a few gasps, as I flew higher and higher. Suddenly, I felt and electric shock around me, and was falling, falling, and landed. Then, everything went black. When, I came to, Barney was looking at me though the bars of my cage. We were outside, and it was night. He opened the door to my cage. "Come on, we can still get a bit of testing done." I jumped through the open door, and whipped out my wings again. I flew about 10 feet, felt a burst of pain, and fell to the ground. I looked at myself, and saw a anklet on my foot. "Let me explain." said Barney. "We knew that you could just fly away, so when you got here, we turned on the invisible electric net. But, you could still fly out of our reach, so we put that shock anklet on you. Now, when you make an escape attempt, you can just get shocked." I guess that slims the chance of me getting out by myself.

I sighed. I've been here for three days, and they didn't seen to be keen to let me go.I remembered what happened this morning. Waking at the break of dawn, running in mazes and getting shocked every time I stopped to catch my breath, eat lunch at three, and then fly in a big glass non-ceiling room, but knowing I had no chance to fly away. But now I could just relax in my cage. Then there was a loud thump. I straightened up, and tucked in my wings. So much for relaxing. More sleeping potion filled the room, and I passed out. Next thing I knew, I was in the main throne room. My cage door was bent, and I started to pry it open. If I could escape, now would be good, considering all the commotion. My eyes widened. Someone was trying to break in to the room. A swarm of bots filled the room, as there was another loud thump. One more, and the wall broke. Fang stood there, in front of what looked like Mexican warriors. "CHARGE!" shouted Fang. The whole team, followed by the few dozen Mexican warriors, burst in the room. Anime and Puddles rushed to my cage, and started to help me try to pry the lock open. "Hi, nice to see you." I said. The lock broke, and I jumped out of the cage. A battle broke out, us and the Mexican warriors, vs. the bots. A few guys dressed in red and sombreros, holding interments, came in, and started to play that Mexican mayhem song. I flew up, and started to kill bots with my powers of darkness. Creeper smiled, and all the bots around him choked to death, vines around their necks."Come on!" said Fang, motioning toward the hole in the wall. But as I flew toward it, a wave of pain rolled over me. This shock was worst then all the rest. I wanted to die, to make the pain stop. I was surprised I wasn't dead already. I couldn't see, the pain was so bad, I wanted it to stop. The last thing I saw before I passed out was Barney coming into the room, smiley behind him, the warriors defeated.

When I came to, I was back in the cage room. But this time I wasn't alone. Fang, Anime, Creeper, Puddles, Tomato, and my other friends were in surrounding cages."What happened?" I asked weakly. They all looked at me. "Oh good, your awake." said Puddles. "That escape attempt didn't work that well, did it?" "You've been out for five days." said Creeper. smiley came into the room. "Ah, good to see you awake." he said to me. "But now that you are awake, don't start worrying about escape. It's impossible."

"How long have we been here?" asked Fang. "Three weeks." said Puddles. "I miss Girly." said Anime. "He used to make me laugh. Too bad he didn't get captured too. Wait, I think that's a good thing." smiley came into the cage room. "Hey, look, it's the traitor here to see us." said Fang. "Master Barney wants to see you in the arena." "Hey, an arena, how cheesy." I said. "I bet something dramatic and cool is about to happen." They all followed him to the arena. They took an entrance that went into the main part. Barney sat on yet another throne. Man, how many do these guys have anyway? "Hello everyone," said Barney, addressing the crowd. "And welcome to the scientific room of testing and doom and battling and doom!" The crowd had about 100 scientists, all of which were cheering madly. "One of these subjects will face the person we have selected, and the other will watch from that enclosed cage." he said, as some random cage appeared. He held up a jar that had all our names in it. He put his hand in it, and withdrew a paper. "Experiment 9879!" he yelled to the crowd. "I knew it, something dramatic was BOUND to happen." I said. Key emerged from the other gate. "Here comes Key, the one that will fight experiment 9879 to the death." A bell rang, and me and Key started to fight.

I ran and pulled out my wings. I took to the air, and flew to a basket that had a bunch of weapons in it. But Key beat me to it, and took a bunch of knifes and daggers, and a jar of poison. She poured the poison on the other weapons, and they turned to metal dust. I felt a shock. I flew to the ground. "No flying please." Barney said over the megaphone. I sent a wave of darkness at Key that looked like a big fist. She dodged and threw a knife. I tried to dodge, but it got me on the arm. I yanked it out and threw it to the ground. Dexter, meanwhile, was trying to get through the bars of the cage. He seemed to have a few bombs up his sleeve, literally. I ran to the right as another dagger flew past my ear.

"OUCH!" said Fang. A mustachio had bit him on the neck. He slapped it, and blood spurted everywhere. Dexter took the body off of his neck. "Uhhhh....." he said "That hurt. It hurts a lot, about as much as it hurt the time I got bit by that snake." said Fang. "Um... Fang?" Fang was continuing about the time he highhandedly took on a big colony of ferocious snakes. "So there I was, deep in the forest, and these snakes surround me, but I had a magic wand hidden up my sleeve, so I-" "FANG!" shouted Dexter. "That was a vampire mustachio. If you get bitten, you kind of turn into a vampire." "Really?" he asked "SWEET!"

Key threw another dagger, and this one caught me in the chest. I gasped for air, and fell to the ground. I grabbed the dagger and hacked at my anklet. It broke free. I whipped out my wings and flew into the air. Barney smiled and pushed the button on his remote to shock me. Nothing happened. I looked up, and heard a voice: "Earthling, prepare to feel the mighty foot of my planet! You will be honored to be killed by ZZZIIIIIMMMM!!!!" Zim's planet, mars, came into view, a huge red meteor. And sitting by him was Gir. While Key was distracted, I jumped on her and pinned her to the ground. My chest was throbbing and covered in blood, but I held on to her. My hand glowed black, and power radiated trough it. I brought it up in a fist, and brought it down, "NO!" a voice screamed, and I was tackled sideways. Anime had stopped my killing Key, and Key was running away.Zim had hit the ground, and the rest of the group was climbing on. Me and Anime got on, and Gir took off. But in the sky, when we hit the electric net, Puddles was thrown off. I thought she would fall to the ground and be crushed. But then, she whipped out some pure white wings, grafted on to her back.

I look at Puddles. She had never had wings before. I'd know. But here she is, right now, flying alongside us. I jumped off the planet and caught up to her. "Um.... hi?" I said. She rolled her eyes. "You really need to work on better approaches. " "Um, let me cut to the chase, what's up with the wings?" She looked at me. "Well, it isn't a short story, but I'll do my best. It was last night when everyone was asleep. One of those elite bots took me to another room. This one was completely metal, including a kind of table thingamajig in the middle. The bot led me to the table, and told me to lye down. I did. Another person came in. He gave me a sleeping draft. Then I woke up a few hours later, and all I felt was this pain in my back. I looked, and I saw the wings on my back." she took a breath after she finished her story. "And his face." I said. "The doctor's face, what did it look like?" "I don't know, he kept his face veiled the whole time."

Puddles took a deep breath and continued her story. "After I found out I had wings, I realized I must have the same stuff you do, like lighter bones and stuff. They put an anklet on me too." she showed me here anklet. "They did a bunch of tests on me then. I worked all night. And after that, they made me work all day. I got back at about six at night. Then smiley told us to go to the arena." I flew back to the planet and landed by Dexter. He was looking at the martian soil. He slipped it into his pocket. "Were are we going?" "I have no idea." he said. "That base was in an island about six miles from the cost of California. We should be getting there in, two seconds." I looked around. I saw a beach about a mile away. The planet turned sharply to the left. A u.f.o. was flying behind us, and shooting lasers at us. I flew off and got by Puddles. She went to the planet, but before I could follow, I felt another sharp burst of pain. I had been hit by a laser. I felt a wave of pain, not as much as the time I got shocked, but still pretty severe. I fell to the ground and landed in the ocean. The water was very cold. I tried to fly out and back to the planet, but it's kind of hard to jump out of water. I took a deep breath, and started swimming toward shore.

Gir was having fun messing with Zim. "Whats this do?" he pressed a button. "What that do?" he said, and pressed another button. "Whats this do? What that do? Whats it do? Whatsitdo?" Puddles was looking out over the side. "Puddle fell out." she said. "We need to go back, we need to save him from that UFO!" "If we went, we'd be burned to a crisp." said Anime. "We can't go back." "Yes, we can." said Puddles. "Lets go lets go!" "No." said Dexter firmly. "Well if you wpn't go with me." she said, shrugging out her wings. "Then I'll go by myself." she jumped from the planet and flew out of sight.

I ran along the rocks by the shore. I thought that they had gotten rid of them. I thought they didn't exist anymore. I thought Obama and his armies wiped them out. I fell from a rock and unwrapped my wings. I badly cut one of them, but kept flying. I flew to a nearby cave and ducked down low. They passed without noticing. Bunnies. Pink. Bad. They were in a pack of about six, but I saw at least twenty-four back in the UFO. "Where's he gone?" one said. They started searching the area. "Hey, look at this." one said. They all surrounded him. "Blood." he said pointing. I looked at myself.
"Darn." I whispered. The cuts on my wing, arm, and the gash of scarlet in my chest. "Hey, it leads over there." said one, pointing about two feet away from where I was hidden. This was the time to act. I silently flew out of the cave. "HEY!" one said, pointing his shotgun at me. I yell and dive down. I land on one, kicking him into the dirt. I engulfed two in darkness, and they exploded. I locked my two hands together and chopped at one in the side. The other two went running. I let them go. I needed to treat these injuries. I flew up into the air and found a hidden cave in the rocks leading out over the ocean. I flew in. I looked back at the battlefield in the distance. The ground was sodden with my own blood. If I didn't treat these wounds, I would die

Puddles walked across the beach silently. Why did Dexter and the others say that we shouldn't go after him? She wondered. Well, why did he have to go off in the first place? I mean, I've been searching for him for three days, and I still haven't seen him. Her anger to the others turned toward Puddle. It's his fault I have to go after him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. Now I have no idea where the others are, and I'm walking along this beach in the middle of the night. Why did this beach have to be so big? She was suddenly puled behind a cluster of rocks. She instinctively tried to pull away, but another hand covered her mouth and both pinned her to the back of the rock. When she heard voices, she stopped struggling. "I can't believe we haven't found it yet." one voice said. "I can't believe it escaped the lab in the first place." another said. The bunnies walked by the rock that she and her captor were hidden. When they walked into the city by the beach, the hand released her. "Hey, long time no see." said Puddle, grinning at her.

What was the person thinking anyway? Walking along a beach covered in bunnies at night was a very stupid thing to do. "Oh by the way, you shouldn't be angry at the others." I said to Puddles. "And it isn't a good idea to go thinking your personal thoughts." "How-?" she said, looking surprised. "It isn't a good thing to be talking at this hour." I said, and led her to my hidden cave. "Home sweet home." I said, pushing my hand to a rock and entering some darkness into it, thus opening the door. Inside was just a normal cave, but with a weirdly misplaced bed in the corner, and a fireplace, and the fact that there were passages to other rooms. I led her to a room that I had made myself after I got here. It was a huge arena. Straw dummies were set up all over the place. "I've been practicing here." I said, reducing a dummy to a pile of straw as I passed. "Developing my powers, you know?" "Uh.... sure." said Puddles. "I've actually been working on some new things, like, for instance, reading minds." I smiled knowingly. "Nice personal thoughts you've been thinking right around a mind reader. Then she slapped me.




-- Edited by Josh on Sunday 20th of February 2011 01:11:13 PM

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Life is a game, Order. And I'm winning." --Discord, "Order and Chaos".

The next morning, Puddle woke with a yawn. He wanted to look for Cornface today, but for now, breakfast was more important. He walked downstairs to chaos.
"Puddle!" said Anime, running up to him. "We're out of eggs!"
"..... So?"
Anime gaped at him. After looking around, Puddle realized that 'chaos' was just Anime making a huge mess from looking for the eggs.
"Oh. My. Gosh." said Fang, who had just woken up with serious bedhead. He looked at Anime.
"We're out of eggs, aren't we? "
Puddle sighed. "Okay, if it is SO important to you, we can go to the store to buy eggs."
He wrote a short note to the rest of the gang at HQ, and went to get eggs.
If you are wondering about HQ, here is an explanation: After returning from the near-death experience of MG's lab, they wanted to live close to each-other to prevent kidnappings and splitting up. So, after MUCH convincing of parents and the government, they were allowed a relatively large 'home' (If you could call it that, i.e., the secret lab, large rec room, etc.) on top of a hill. Down the hill was a small house with a sign that said 'Forest Glen', which was said to be haunted.

As they walked, or flew, in Puddle's case, they saw a commotion at the front doors.
"What happened?" Anime asked to a fevered Store Manager.
"We were robbed!" he exclaimed.
"What did they take?" Fang asked, picking up a few display apples.
"Our Mega-Doom 3000." he answered miserably.
"Why do you sell that?" Anime said, walking in and throwing up her hands.
"You do realize that it was probably the Bad Guys?" said Fang as they walked to the eggs.
Puddle raised an eyebrow. " 'The Bad Guys.' "
Anime picked up the eggs. "We'd better get back to HQ and tell the other guys about this. You know, see what they think."
"Yes!" said Fang.
"You agree with me?" asked Anime, pleased.
"No, crane game!" he said, running up to it and taking a dollar out of his pocket. Music played, and he maneuvered the the claw above a plush haunted house. He pressed a button and it fell down and linked it.
"For you." said Fang, handing it to Puddle.
"Yay!"

-- Edited by Josh on Tuesday 5th of April 2011 02:25:20 PM

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Life is a game, Order. And I'm winning." --Discord, "Order and Chaos".

Actually, you are one of the most sensible people in the group. You do all the cooking, much of it with eggs, thus whenst out of eggs, we must buy more.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Life is a game, Order. And I'm winning." --Discord, "Order and Chaos".

Did you read it?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Life is a game, Order. And I'm winning." --Discord, "Order and Chaos".

y'know, in the new random story, you gave Fang his time to shine becuase he apparently hasnt had one. but what about me? lotus is just the really lame one who doesnt do much besides complain and draw mustaches on people. i can has cool superhero moment in which i does somthin awesome?plz?