Like this; Hey jake wanna go die? suure. (gunfire)
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The general who is most skilled in defense hides in the deepest recesses of the earth, while the general who is most skilled in offense soars to the highest part of heaven.-Sun Tzu (The Art Of War)
The general who is most skilled in defense hides in the deepest recesses of the earth, while the general who is most skilled in offense soars to the highest part of heaven.-Sun Tzu (The Art Of War)
The general who is most skilled in defense hides in the deepest recesses of the earth, while the general who is most skilled in offense soars to the highest part of heaven.-Sun Tzu (The Art Of War)
heres a FANTASTICAL LOVE SONG i wrote for n00b-oh wait yah his name is jeremy.
ohhhhhh, jeremy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why you have to be sooo n00000bishhh? i hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, becuase you used to be niiiiice, but then you turned into a poooooooooooop!!!!!! jeremy, i hope u know, i think you smell like farttttttttttt.
Good Example of Sarcasm- I use my friends conversations (this is real) Abby (in Gym)-Hey Davis! What goes on? Davis-Hey Abby! Can you wait until we dissect frogs in purdy's class? Abby-Ugh. wonderful. (see sarcasm!! wait it gets better) davis- I know right!!! Abby- sarcasm. davis- *blushes in a cute, davis-like, un-manly way* oh yeah. Abby- did you try out for Bball? Davis- Yeah. I made first cut tho. Logan (from across the gym) NO YA DIDN't davis- *blushes again* so there's a game after school.... Abby- sooo.... Davis- meet ya there? as friends? abby- sure. as friends. Davis- okay! Abby- Is sarcasm a foreign language to you? Davis- Apparantly Bad example. (conversation with cade G.(or as eve may know him, cute guy who I like with abs)yeah.) Cade (catching up to me after 7th period)- hey Abby! Going to the game? Abby- yeah. u? cade- yep. meet me there? abby- already meeting someone cade- oh. maybe he'll die. abby- bad use of sarcasm. are all boys Sarcasm-less? ( I think so) cade- so who ya meeting? abby- davis. cade- book nerd with the funny shaped head? abby- that's the one. cade- what so you see in him? abby- its not a thing! cade- sure it isn't abby- better use of sarcasm cade-he walks home, maybe I'll see ya after abby- don't you also walk? cade- I could call my dad to pick me up abby- mmmkay cade- Here's meh locker c ya after abby k Seee!!1
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cuz I longboard, surf, and play the tuba THATS WHY!!!