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Here's one:
The French.

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Ohhh.... funny. A good joke, the French.biggrin Here's one: So,.... Hitler's a baby. He meets mickey mouse. Wait, maybe that comes later.... or maybe this joke is about Harry Potter... Forget it.

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What do you do if you come across a banana?
Answer: Sing the banana song!

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This girl died but she was good and didn't sin, so god asked her what she wanted, and she said for the children to be safe so he killed michal jakson. It sucks huh?

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A bananas!!! B..A-N-A-N-A-S Bananas

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You used Sebby's joke? spam.gif


"Hey, didjya hear teh one 'bout teh elevator?"
"Nope!"
"well, it had it's ups and downs."

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u stole that from me fang

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Me? Nopeno.gif. I told Fang that, and I found it in a joke book.

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i will assassinate you next thursday.
haha there is nothing you can do about it.(just kidding)


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hah are you dead because i have some c4 in your backpack.

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-- Edited by hafenater on Saturday 2nd of October 2010 12:10:04 PM

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Actually Jeremy Fang did not steal that from you Spencer told it to me I told it to you and you told it to Fang!

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i just found a bomb. I know! ill throw it at JEREMY!!!!(throws at jeremy) (jeremy esplodes) YEEEEEEEEY! (starts clapping)

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u first.

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Why r u bein so mean! cry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gif

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(throws another bomb at jeremy) (jeremy esplodes ONCE AGAIN) YEEEY!!!!
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w00t.gif WOOT! And wat da heck Jermemay, wazzup with da 'OHMIGOTHIHATESYOUSOMUCHEZ!'

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holds up a sign that says "WHY IS JEREMY A NOOB? WE USED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NOW HES A POOP! WHHHHHHYY?"

seriously jeremy, you and i used to be friends. How comez you are a n00b butt to me now?cry

-- Edited by VEE2 on Saturday 16th of October 2010 07:44:04 PM

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Hee hee hee.

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dunno. puberty, i guess

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Jeremy puberty is different. Your a Arrogant Prep Boy. You need to be nicer. I've talked to everyone and they sez u r a butthead! You seemed nice when i talked to you that one day!

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What's The difference between Hitler and a gay guy?
About 45 degrees!!!!!biggrinbiggrin
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to jeremy:::you wont hit puberty untill age 32. like justin beibber exept he cant sing and hes not cute!!!!!yay






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please dont make gay boy jokes. one of my bestest friends in NJ EVAH was gay. gay boy jokes really offend him. ( if you want a hint his name starts with an S.)

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IT'SAHSA! And get on The Hole! It's gonna get soooo exciting once people actually post!


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JOSH! you werent sopposed to tell him, i dont like telling people his name becuase there is a teeny tiny chance he may not be gay. But those jokes stll affend him.

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yeah i think they do. why am i a noob to you

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Jeremy, you actually act like you could break my arm and punch my head so hard I would be knocked out whereas if you tried you would end up on your back panting or bleeding. So to make everyone like you again, KEEP THE LIES IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!

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M'kay, people, let's stop ripping eachother's heads off and stay on topic: JOKES!!

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im out of this board. c u guys l8ter

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Jermit, if caleb is weirder than you, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with that boy.

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Well, PEOPLE LER'S GET BACK TO JOKES!!!!

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Ok so theres 3 girls, the first one goes up to her mom and sez " mom, whyd ya name meh lilly?" and the mom said, "cuz when ya wuz born, a lilleh fell on ya and so we named ya lilleh!" the 2nd girl went up and asked "Mom whyd ya name me rose?" and the mom sez "when ya wuz born, a rose felled on ya and so we named ya roze." the 3rd girl goez up and says "WRAHWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH" and the mom sez "whats that cinder block?"

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Hi guys. I must have been in a really bad mood when i posted this stuff.
Sorry! :) Josh, I woun't be putting any C4 in your backpack. ('-')>'-')


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Abby you are mean to say im weirder the jermey


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JUST FREAKIN' SAY JOKES, ARGUE IN SPAM!! I'M FREAKIN' TICKED OFF BY YOU ALWAYS FIGHTINGfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfurious

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LLALALALALA JOKES! Srry Caleb. No offensel.

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so there was a Hobo.
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why don't you guys stay on topic and if you want to argue go on the topic about it in the spam section

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Ready for this to get moved into SPAM, or do you want to give it another shot?

 

A Mexican, an American, and a Russian were on a bride. the Russian throws his vodka glass on the ground and says: "We have too many of these at my country." The mexican stomps on his cigar and syas: "We have to many of these in my country." The American picks up the Mexican, throws him off the bridge, and says: We have too many of these in my country."



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